petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.
"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file! Nat!"
An AU wherein Sansa was stolen at birth by her twisted Aunt Lysa, who herself had suffered a stillbirth, and so raised Sansa as her own daughter, Alayne.
Under the tutelage of her ‘uncle’, Lord Baelish, and Lady Lysa, fifteen-year-old Alayne was well-spoken and much learned in the politics of the realm, and the Game of Thrones itself.
In the midst of the war between the Lannisters and the Starks, her true mother arrived with a prisoner, the famed Lord Tyrion Lannister of whom her uncle had spoken of in great detail.
Alayne descended the stairs to greet them, a smirk twisting the corner of her mouth: she’d decided that Tyrion would be her pawn; the chess piece with which she’d secure a claim to the Lannister name, and finally the Iron Throne.
#I actually thought this was Marvel trans!Pepper AU for a second?#and this is totally how it would be#if anyone Tony knew was trans#it’s like oh OK that’s cool#you wanna hit Versace now or wait until the new collection’s out?#you gonna do hormones? Surgery?#JARVIS find me someone who does surgery#don’t you worry peps#we’re gonna buy you the nicest dick in Manhattan (via dixie-chicken)
I nearly died from headcannon it’s perfect
No you don’t understand
"We’re gonna buy you the nicest dick in Manhattan." sounds like a sentence Tony must have definitely said